This man went to the doctor because he had a problem. The doctor asked him what was wrong and the man said his dick was orange. So the doctor ran all the normal tests on him to see what was wrong. The doctor did not find any thing wrong with the man so the doctor asked the man if he lived next to a waste dump.
The man said "NO".
Then the doctor asked him if he handled any toxic chemicals at work.
Again the man said "NO that he didn't have a job".
So the doctor asked him what he did all day long and the man said "I just sit around, watch Playboy Channel, and Eat CHEETOS."
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