Sadie is arrested for shop lifting. During her trial, which her husband Sidney attends, the judge asks her, "How old are you?"
"I'm 60, your Honor," replies Sadie.
"And what did you steal?" he asks.
Sadie replies, "A tin of peaches, your Honor."
"Why did you steal this tin?" asks the judge.
"Because I was hungry," replies Sadie.
The judge then asks, "And how many peaches were in the tin?"
"Five," replies Sadie.
The judge then says, "OK, I think five days in jail would be appropriate."
But before the judge can pronounce sentence, Sidney suddenly stands up and asks him, "Is it OK to give the court some more information?"
The judge replies, "Yes, I suppose so, if you're brief. What is it?"
Sidney replies, "She also stole a can of peas."
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