Sam's daughter says to him one day, "Dad, as you're coming up to 80, why don't you go see doctor Seigal and get him to give you a full medical? You haven't been yourself ever since Mum died."
"OK," says Sam. And sure enough, a week later, he has a full health check.
Three days afterwards, doctor Seigal is surprised to see Sam walking towards him in Edgware High Street with a beautiful, sexy looking lady on his arm. She looks no more than 30. When they meet, doctor Seigal says, "It's nice to see you Sam. When you have a moment, why don't you call me? I have something I need to discuss with you."
"OK doctor," says Sam, "I'll call you this afternoon."
When Sam rings later that day, doctor Seigal says to him, "I see that you've decided to start seeing other women, Sam."
"Yes doctor," replies Sam, "I'm doing what you suggested when you said 'get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
"But that's not what I said, Sam," says doctor Seigal, "I told you that 'youve got a heart murmur... be careful.'"
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