ARTERY - The study of painting
BACTERIA - The back door of a cafeteria
BARIUM - What a doctor do when a patient dies
BOWEL - A letter like A, E, I, O, U
CAESAREAN.SECTION - A neighborhood in Rome
CAT.SCAN - Searching for a kitty
CAUTERIZE - Make eye contact with her
COLIC - A sheep dog
D&C - Where Washington is
DILATE - To live a long life
ENEMA - Not a friend
FESTER - Quicker
G.I.SERIES - Soldier ball game
HANGNAIL - Coat hook
IMPOTENT - Distinguished, well-known
LABOR.PAIN - Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL.STAFF - A doctor's cane
MORBID - A higher offer
NITRATES - Cheaper than day rates
NODE - Was aware of
OUTPATIENT - A person who fainted
PAP.SMEAR - A fatherhood test
PELVIS - A cousin of Elvis
POSTOPERATIVE - A letter carrier
RECOVERY.ROOM - A place to do upholstery
RECTUM - Dang new killed 'em
SEIZURE - A Roman emperor
TABLET - A small table
TERMINAL.ILLNESS - Getting sick at the airport
TUMOR - More than one
URINE - Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE - Nearby
VEIN - Conceited
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