A jewish man and his wife were shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island.
After a few days, their strength was ebbing away and they were beginning to give up hope. Suddenly the man spotted a sail in the distance. "A sail, a sail!" he cried.
"Oh now," replied his wife, "I forgot my cheque book!"
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