Moishe goes to see his doctor and says, "You must help me, doctor. Sadie isn't interested in sex anymore. Do you have something I can give her?"
"I'm not really allowed to prescribe... " the doctor starts, but is interrupted.
"Doctor, can we talk off the record please? In all the years we've known each other, have you ever seen me like this? I'm desperate. I can't concentrate, my business is failing and I'm going to pieces. I beg of you – please help me."
The doctor takes a bottle of pills from his cabinet and says, "I really shouldn't do this. These pills are still experimental and the results so far indicate that they're very powerful. So please don't give Sadie any more than one at a time. I suggest you put it in her coffee. Do you understand, Moishe?
"Yes. Thanks doctor."
Later that evening, after dinner, when Sadie goes into the kitchen to fetch the dessert, Moishe drops one pill into Sadie's coffee, hesitates, and then drops in a second pill. But Moishe couldn't forget the doctor saying they were powerful. What should he do? In a flash of inspiration, he also drops a pill into his coffee.
Sadie returns with the lochshen pudding, which they both enjoy with their coffee. Five minutes after they finish, Sadie takes a deep breath, sighs and starts to shake. A strange look comes over her and in a sexy tone of voice she says, "Oy vay, Moishe, do I need a man right now."
Moishe's hands are now trembling as he replies, "Me too."
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