The night before their wedding, Alf and Bette were sharing confidences.
Alf said, "You must know something before we get married. I am a fanatic golfer. I eat, sleep and drink golf. Golf is my whole life. After we are married, I'll try for some balance but I doubt whether I'll succeed. Just understand - you're marrying a golf addict."
"I can live with that," said Bette, "now I'll tell you my secret - I'm a hooker."
"A hooker?" Alf repeated. "I can live with that. Next time, keep your head down and your left arm straight, then swing through the ball... ."
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