Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
Tabby or not tabby!
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw!
Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
A: He has cat- arrh!
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night!
Q: What do cats drink from when they're in space?
A: Flying Saucers!
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