Clint Eastwood and Brad Pitt are playing golf at their local golf course. Clint is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. Brad Pitt says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.' Clint Eastwood then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married 35 years.'
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