One day, while a squirrel was sitting in his tree, he saw a rabbit hopping towards him down the path, and as he came, he was repeating, "I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig."
So the squirrel decided to go down and see what the heck was going on with this rabbit. So he went to the bottom of the tree and when the rabbit came near, he stepped out and stopped him.
"What's going on?" he asked. "You're not a pig, you're a rabbit. See, you got long ears, a little button nose and a fluffy cotton tail."
The rabbit looked at the squirrel for a second before he grabbed him, had him up the ass, beat his head against the tree and came in his face and continued down the trail repeating, "I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig."
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