Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good:
Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad:
You can't find your birth control pills
Worse:
Your daughter borrowed them
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good:
Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:
You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse:
You're in them
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good:
Your husband understands fashion
Bad:
He's a crossdresser
Worse:
He looks better than you
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good:
Your son's finally maturing
Bad:
He's involved with the woman next door
Worse:
So are you
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good:
You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:
She keeps interrupting
Worse:
With corrections
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good:
Your wife's not talking to you
Bad:
She wants a divorce
Worse:
She's a lawyer
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good:
The postman's early
Bad:
He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse:
You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good:
You came home for a quickie
Bad:
The postman had the same idea
Worse:
You have to wait
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