Moshe walks into the bar at his golf club, sits down and orders a whisky. As he sips his drink, he hears a soothing voice say, "Nice tie, Moshe."
He looks around but notices that there is no-one else in the room except for himself and the barman. A few sips later, another voice says, "Beautiful shirt, Moshe."
Moshe calls over the bartender. "I must be losing my mind," he says. "I keep hearing voices saying nice things to me yet theres no-one in here except the two of us."
"Its the peanuts, Moshe," says the barman, smiling.
"What on earth are you talking about? Are you meshugga?" says Moshe.
"Its the peanuts," repeats the barman, "theyre complimentary."
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