When Moishe and Sadie arrived at their local dealer to pick up their new car, they were told that there would be a delay as the keys had been accidentally locked in the car. They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the door on the driver's side.
Sadie went round to the passenger's side and as any Jewish woman would do, she instinctively tried the door handle. To her surprise, the door opened.
"Hey," she shouted to the mechanic, "this door's open!"
"I know," he answered, "I've already opened the door on that side."
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