A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked. The petting increased and he put his hand in her panties. She seemed to be enjoying his progress, but suddenly objected, "Ouch! That ring is hurting me!"
"That's no ring! That's my wristwatch."
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011
A guy was on his first date
at 9:00 PM