Victor and Rivkah have always wanted a son to join their two stunningly gorgeous teenage daughters and so attempt for 'their' boy one last time. After months of trying, Rivkah gets pregnant and 9 months later delivers a healthy baby boy.
Victor is at first ecstatic but as soon as he sees his son he is horrified - it's the ugliest baby he's ever seen. He turns to Rivkah and says, "This can't be my son, Rivkah. Anyone can tell this just by looking at the two beautiful daughters I've fathered. Have you been unfaithful to me?"
Rivkah smiles sweetly and replies, "No, not this time."
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