Leah and her best friend Talya, both 4 years old, are having a chat in the playground of their Edgware school. Leah is talking very excitedly because her mother is getting re-married on Sunday and she's telling Talya all about her new father.
"And my new daddy is also very rich," says Leah, "he's a chartered accountant."
"So what's your new daddy's name?" asks Talya.
"His name is Benny Gold," replies Leah delightedly.
On hearing this, Talya's little face lights up. "He's lovely, Leah. Youll really, really like him," she says.
"Do you know him?" asks Leah.
Talya nods, "Yes, he was my daddy last year."
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