Yitzhak is on his way to pick up his blind date. Little does he know that he has been paired up with Estelle, who, if truth be told, is definitely not one of the world's good looking women - in fact quite the opposite.
Yitzhak picks her up as arranged outside Kings Cross station and as soon as she gets into his car, he knows he has made a big mistake. He is so embarrassed to have Estelle in his car with him and so afraid that one of his friends might see them together and think he's gone blind, that he drives to a dark desolate spot by the Thames and turns off the engine.
Unfortunately, Estelle jumps to the wrong conclusion. She thinks Yitzhak wants to make love to her. So she begins to talk dirty and use all her sexual wiles to try and get Yitzhak in a ravenous mood for sex. But he just sits staring out of the window, wishing time would fly.
Finally, after half an hour of trying, and boy, how she talked and talked, Estelle asks him, "Dont you want it"?
And Yitzhak replies, "I feel like I already had it."
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