Three surgeons were arguing about who was the best surgeon.
The first said, "I reattached a severed arm on a man who went on to become one of the best pitchers in the Major League."
The second said, "I reattached a severed leg on a man who went on to become one of the best place kickers in the NFL."
The third surgeon could not be out done. He said, "I once stitched a mustache to an asshole and he went on to become a seven time Winston Cup Champion!"
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