Rivkah is in court finalising her divorce. As soon as she signs the final paper and realises her divorce is complete, she says out loud, "At last, now all I have to do is arrange for a Get."
The judge hears her and asks, "Mrs Gold, what do you mean by 'Get'?"
Rivkah replies, "Well your Honor, a Get is a religious ceremony that's required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce."
"You mean like a Brit Milah?" asks the judge.
"Yes," Rivkah relies, "it's very similar. But in a Get, you get rid of the whole schmuck."
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