1. Don't go up to your boss and make the comparison of him with Santa because he's fat, jolly and only works one day out of the year.
2. Don't put your boss in a sleeper hold just to bargain for a better salary.
3. Don't offer anyone a hit from your Egg-Nog funnel.
4. Don't call your best client and tell him how much you fudged his books by just so you could throw this party in the first place.
5. Don't chase the secretary around with mistletoe and an eggbeater.
6. Don't tell your boss that you're the one that runs the company.
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