1. Anything that's moving.
2. Green Carrots.
3. Moldy Croutons.
4. Body parts.
5. Blood in the French Dressing.
6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
7. I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
9. How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.
10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.
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