Things children say
* Sam watches his mother breastfeeding his new baby sister. After a while he asks, "Mummy, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
* Sarah asks her bubbeh, "How old are you?" Bubbeh replies, "I'm so old, darling, I just don't remember any more." So Sarah says, "If you dont remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
* Maurice hugs and kisses his mother goodnight. "I love you so much, mummy, that when you die, Im going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
* Little Moshe steps onto the bathroom scales and asks his mother, "How much do I cost?"
* Miriam is engrossed in a young couple that are hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking her eyes off them, she asks, "Why is she whispering in his mouth, mummy?"
* Little Issy is in his bedroom looking worried. When his mother asks what was troubling him, he replies, "I dont know whatll happen with this bed when I get married, mummy. How will my wife fit in?"
* Howard is listening to his father reading him a Bible story. "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, Howard asks, "What happened to the flea, daddy?"
* Sadie is with her mother when they meet a very elderly and wrinkled woman that her mother knows. Sadie looks at the woman for a while and then asks, "Why doesnt your skin fit your face?"
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