One day, 5 year old Arnold asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His father replies, "Arnold, my son, I guess one day you'll need to find out so I'll tell you. Well, you see your mummy and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail to meet her at a cyber-cafe. We then sneaked into a secluded room where your mummy agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said, Youve Got Male!"
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