A husband and wife just starting their European holiday in their motor home. As they travel along the first night, they run over something on the road.
The husband pulls over and runs back to see if its okay. It was dazed but otherwise okay. He picked it up and brought it back to the cab for further examination. It was then they realized it was a skunk but the wife said they would keep it and look after it.
They carried on on their holiday and over time became very attached to the new pet.
However when returning for the boat back to England, the husband said to the wife, "How are we going to get around the quarantine problems at the port?" to which she replied, "I don't know dear but there is no way I am leaving him in there for six months!"
"I have an idea," said the husband, "Why don't you lift up your skirt and put him down the front of your underwear. They won't look there!"
"But what about the smell?" said the wife.
To which the husband replied, "AH! Hell, if he dies, he dies!"
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