* Combating Stupidity
* You, too, can do housework
* PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
* How to fill an ice tray
* We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas - Give us money
* Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
* Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
* Parenting - No, it doesn't end with conception
* Get a life - learn to cook
* How not to act like an jerk when you're obviously wrong
* Spelling - Even you can get it right
* Understanding your financial incompetence
* You - The Weaker Sex
* Reasons to give flowers
* How to stay awake after sex
* Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
* Garbage - Getting it to the curb
* You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try
* The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower
* I'll wear it if I damn well please
* How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
* "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
* Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS
* How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
* The remote control - Overcoming your dependency
* Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
* Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
* Mother-in-laws - They are people, too
* Male bonding - Leaving your friends at home
* You too can be a designated driver
* Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")
* Changing your underwear - It really works
* Techniques for calling home
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