As Morris and Sidney are walking down Edgware High Street, Sidney says, "Morris, if you had two top-of-the-range Lexus cars, would you give me one?"
"Sidney," replies Morris, "weve been best friends for over 30 years now, ever since we left school and if I had two top-of-the-range Lexus cars, yes, I would give one to you."
They continue walking. After a couple of minutes, Morris turns to Sidney and says, "Sidney, if you had two luxury, playboy-type jet planes, would you give one of them to me?"
"Morris," replies Sidney, "you and I are like twins. You were my best man at my wedding and we've both attended the same shul for 30 years. So if I had two luxury, playboy-type jet planes, then yes, I would give one to you."
They continue walking. A couple of minutes later, Sidney turns to Morris and says, "Morris, if you had two 32" flat screen HD ready LCD televisions... "
"Hey, hold on a minute," interrupts Morris, "you know Ive got two 32" TVs."
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