Issy is seriously ill and decides to write a Will. He calls his brother Jacob, who is a solicitor, to help him. When Jacob arrives at Issy's bedside, Issy says, "Please write this down, Jacob. I give to my son David, $250,000. I give to each of my three daughters, Leah, Rose and Freda, $100,000. And I give to my only grandchild Henry, $50,000."
"Hold on, Issy," says Jacob, "You told me recently that your entire estate doesn't come to more than $50,000."
"Nu?" replies Issy, "So let them work for it like I did."
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