Mervyn and Kitty are sitting in an expensive kosher restaurant in Golders Green enjoying their salt beef and latkes when Mervyn notices Kitty staring at a man at the next table. The man looks decidedly drunk, so Mervyn asks Kitty, "Youve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes," she replies, "hes my ex-husband."
"Has he always been a heavy drinker?" Mervyn asks.
"No, not always," Kitty replies, "but he's been drinking like that ever since I left him six years ago."
"Thats remarkable," says Mervyn, "I didnt think anybody could celebrate that long."
Kitty hasn't spoken to Mervyn since.
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