* Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.
* Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
* Never argue with a women when she's tired - or rested.
* A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
* Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing say come back in the spring but don't say no.
* A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
* Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
* Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
* Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
* Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
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