It was a very tight Christmas for one family. The father told his small son that he could only have one small gift. The little boy said, "I want a Mickey Mouse hat." That year he got the hat he wanted.
The next year was again very bad and the child was told that he could only choose one gift. The little boy said, "I want a Mickey Mouse shirt." He got the shirt.
The third year was much better. The father told his son that Christmas that he could have whatever he wanted. The excited little boy shouted, "I want a Mickey Mouse outfit."
So his dad bought him the Arizona Cardinals.
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