MEYER, a lonely widower, was walking home along Golders Green Road one day, wishing something wonderful would happen to his life when he passed a Pet Store and heard a squawking voice shouting out in Yiddish:
"Quawwwwk... vus macht du... yeah, du... outside, standing like a putzel... eh?"
Meyer couldn't believe what he was hearing. Suddenly, the proprietor came out of the shop and grabbed Meyer by the sleeve. "Come in here and check out this parrot... "
Meyer was soon standing in front of an African Grey. The parrot cocked his little head and said: "Vus? Kenst reddin Yiddish?"
Meyer turned excitedly to the owner. "He speaks Yiddish?"
"Vuh den? Chinese maybe?"
In a matter of moments, Meyer had written out a cheque for
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