Issy's wife is unwell and so Issy is sitting in a restaurant on his own for a change. He spends a good deal of time looking at the menu and even when the waiter returns to take his order, Issy is still poring over the menu. The waiter clears his throat and asks, "Ahem, excuse me for asking, sir, but is there a problem with the menu?"
"No there isn't," Issy replies. "It's just that my wife Betty usually tells me what I am allowed to eat, and she's not here."
"Thats no problem," says the waiter, "the soup of the day is chicken soup with lokshen and to make it real tasty we add giblets and chicken fat. But... . I'm sure your wife would want you to have the tomato juice."
The waiter then continues. "Today's special is potted flanken nosh-up. This is made with especially fatty meat to which we add potatoes and carrots and leave the whole caboodle in the oven for almost eight hours. We then serve it with home made challah bread for dipping into the gravy. But... .. I'm sure your wife would want you to have the boiled chicken wings and rice."
On hearing this, Issy puts down the menu and says, "Nag nag, nag. Thats all Betty ever does. Im tired of her telling me what to do. Ill have the chicken soup and flanken nosh-up."
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