This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired
of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her
husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she
is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next
day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at
5:30 and smells the distinctive smells of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is
wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her is she is ok.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde
women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions
on the paint can and they said
For best results, put on two coats.
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