Moshe had always wanted a pair of alligator shoes but had never been able to afford them. One day he sees a pair in the Selfridges Sale priced at only $39.99. He couldn't believe it. They even had his size. So he buys them and proudly wears them to go home.
When he gets home, he stands in front of his wife and says, "Sadie, do you notice anything different about me?"
She looks him up and down and says, "Moshe, you look the same to me. You're wearing the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same trousers. So you tell me, what's different?"
But Moshe won't give up easily. He goes into the bedroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, other than his new shoes.
Once again he stands in front of Sadie and says, "Sadie, now do you notice anything different about me?"
Once again she looks him up and down, then says, "Moshe, it looks the same to me. It's hanging down just as it was hanging down yesterday. No doubt it will be still hanging down tomorrow."
Angrily, Moishe says, "Do you know why it's hanging down, Sadie? It's hanging down because it's looking directly at my new shoes!"
Sadie replies, "Moshe, I wish you had bought a new hat!"
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