* ANTI-CLIMAX: Bore-gasm.
* CORPORATE VIRGIN: New girl in the office.
* DESPERATE STRAIGHTS: Sex-starved heterosexuals.
* GAELIC: An Irish Lesbian.
* INCEST: Relatively boring.
* INCEST: A game for the whole family to play.
* LUBRICATED CONDOMS: Bedroom slippers.
* MADAM: One who offers vice to the lovelorn.
* MARCONI: The first man to send a message through a length of spaghetti without it touching the sides.
* MASTURBATION: I-balling.
* MINE SHAFT: What a German calls his dick.
* MONOLOGUE: A discussion between man and wife.
* NONDESCRIPT: A television play.
* ODIOUS: Not very good poetry.
* ORGY: Grope therapy.
* PARENTS: Couples who practise the Rhythm Method.
* PEDESTRIAN: A motorist with teenage sons.
* PIMP: Nookie Bookie.
* PIMP: Public relations man for a public relations girl.
* PORNOGRAPHY: Clitertature.
* PREMATURE EJACULATION: The come before the scorn.
* RACIAL DISPUTE: When the course judge calls for a photo.
* RED RIDING HOOD: A Russian condom.
* REFLECTION: What a girl looks at, but is not given to.
* SAGE: A bloke who knows his onions.
* SELF-DECEPTION: Faking an organism during masturbation.
* SITTING PRETTY: Sitting Bull's gay brother.
* SNOW JOB: How a woman defrosts her man.
* SNUFF: Sufficient unto the day.
* SONATA: A song sung by Frank.
* SPECIMEN: An Italian astronaut.
* STALEMATE: A husband who has lost his ardour.
* TEAR JERKER: A bloke who cries while wanking.
* TRUE LOVE: An injection with affection to the midsection from a projection without objection.
* VICE SQUAD: The pussy posse.
* VICE VERSA: Dirty poetry from Italy.
* VIRGIN: A girl who whispers sweet nothing doings.
* VIRGIN: A girl who won't take in what a guy takes out.
* VIRGIN: Any Hicksville girl who can outrun her brothers.
* VIRGIN SQUAW: Wouldn't Indian.
* WELSH RAREBIT: A Cardiff virgin.
* WET DREAM: A snorgasm.
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