* You own more than four pair of gloves.
* every other vehicle is a 4X4.
* camping is allowed it's only in steel sided campers.
* when the sun goes down, you start looking for your coat.
* in March your vehicle is 43% mud.
* You leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.
* You're on the shoulder of the highway with your hood up and somebody stops to help you.
* You can pay for six big macs with a personal check.
* drive by shootings only occur on the evening news.
* Your central heating system is fueled by large logs.
* You see numerous chauffeur-driven dogs.
* You can see the stars at night.
* people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.
* a deer throws itself under your wheels.
* You got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day.
* more than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
* the term "chill factor" is part of your daily vocabulary.
* the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
* You only paid $5 to cut down your own douglas fir christmas tree.
* You enjoy a hot chocolate more than you do a margarita.
* a girls basketball game fill's the school gym.
* You put the car heater on your list of best friends.
* You pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs.
* dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt.
* You think you're in a traffic jam when you're in the second car at the light.
* You don't use your blinker because everyone already knows where you're going.
* Your long john's don't come off until mid-May!
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