* Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
* Dogs miss you when you're gone.
* Dogs look at your eyes.
* Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
* Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
* Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
* Dogs understand what "no" means.
* Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
* Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch and they never laugh at how you throw.
* Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
* Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
* Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
* Dogs are nice to your relatives.
* Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
* Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
* Dogs admit it when they're lost.
* Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
* Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
* Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
* Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
* You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
* You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
* You can train a dog.
* You can force a dog to take a bath.
* Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
* Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
* The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gave it to you.)
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