One afternoon, little Benjy returns home from school and finds his father in the lounge watching an auction of racing horses on the TV Sports Channel. As Benjy stares at the screen, he can't help noticing a man moving from one horse to another, running his hands up and down the horses legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes of this, Benjy asks, "Daddy, why is the man doing that?"
"Because," replies his father, "when you're buying horses, you have to make sure that they're healthy and in good condition before you buy."
Benjy looks a bit worried. "Daddy," he says, "I think Uncle Hymie wants to buy mummy."
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