These two rednecks go hunting one afternoon. While they are out, one of them all of a sudden falls over and quits breathing. The other redneck pulls out his cellphone and calls 911. He says, "O my gosh, my friend Bubba just fell down on the ground and quit breathin. I think he might be dead." Well, the 911 employee says "Make sure he's dead." The redneck says "Okay, give me a second." All of a sudden, they hear a loud bang. The redneck picks the phone back up and says "Yup, he's dead alrite."
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