At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned
to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the
candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way "What
about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with
an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the
manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo
balls."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the
circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered
the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to
the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
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