Some Jewish Curses
* May all your teeth fall out but one - and may that one ache.
* May you win the lottery - and spend it all on hospital charges.
* May you live in a house with a hundred bedrooms - and may you wander every night from room to room and from bed to bed, unable to sleep.
* May you become very rich - and your widow's second husband never has to worry about making a living.
* May you sell candles for a living - and then may the sun never set.
* May you be like a chandelier - hang by day and burn by night.
* May you eat chopped egg with onion; haimesher cucumbers; pickled herring; gefilte fish (boiled fish cakes) with chrayn (horseradish); lokshen soup (noodles) with knaydlach (matzo balls); salt beef with latkes; boiled beef with tsimmes (carrots and fruit side dish); potato pancakes with apple sauce; and tea with lemon every day - and may you choke on every bite.
* May you become world famous - in medical records.
* May your mouth never close and your toches never open.
* May your wife eat pieces of matzo in bed - and may you lie in the crumbs.
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