An Arizonan and a Texan were driving through Arizona one afternoon. As they drove down the highway, the Arizonan pointed out the sights.
Pointing out the car window, the Arizonan notes, "Look, over there is a cattle ranch."
"We have cattle ranches that are at least twice that size in Texas," claimed the Texan.
They drove on for another hour, and the Arizonan pointed out an area of cotton fields.
"In Texas, we have cotton fields that are much bigger than that," noted the Texan.
By this time, the Arizonan was starting to get annoyed. Not wanting to be outdone, he continued driving. An hour later, they reached northwestern Arizona. The Texan looks out the window at the Grand Canyon, points, and asks, "What is that?"
Without missing a beat, the Arizonan replies, "Don't you have irrgation ditches in Texas?"
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