* Under same management for over 5766 years.
* Beat the Rosh Hashanah rush, come to shul this shabbes.
* Dont give up. Even Moses was once a basket case.
* Come early for a good seat.
* What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" dont you understand?
* Cant sleep? Try counting your blessings.
* To belittle is to be little.
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