Shlomo and Moishe are stranded on an island in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Shlomo is trying hard to build a fire, whilst Moishe sits on a rock and stares out to sea.
"Why don't you come over here and help me build this fire or they will never find us!" Moishe replies, "Don't worry. I gave £10,000 to the JIA last year. Shlomo, believe me, they'll find us!"
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