The story is told that Lord Rothschild and Sir Isaac Wolfson met one day in the City. During a pleasant conversation, they decided to treat themselves each to a new Rolls Royce and so they took a taxi to the nearest RR showroom. When they got there, they both fell in love with the same pale blue Rolls Royce Ecstasy on display. But there was only one of these cars in the showroom.
The sales manager heard what was going on and said to the two famous millionaires, "It's not a problem, gentlemen. If you both want one, I can get another pale blue Ecstasy from our other branch here within 45 minutes."
"OK," said Lord Rothschild, "get it. In the meantime, we're going for a coffee."
When they returned to the showroom, there stood two beautiful, gleaming, pale blue Rolls Royce Ecstasy saloons. Sir Isaac took out his chequebook but before he could open it, Lord Rothschild waved it away and said, "I wouldn't hear of it, my dear fellow. These are on me – you paid for the coffees."
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