There was a christian, a muslim and a jew who were discussing who had the greatest God. The muslim started:
"I was riding my camel in the desert. Suddenly I saw a sandstorm coming closer. I got afraid, I thought my end had comen, but I didn't lose my faith in the holy Allah. I prayed to him, and 100m from me, the sandstorm stopped."
Then it was the christians turn:
"It was a nice day, and I was rowing my boat. The suddenly, I saw a storm coming. I got afraid, but I didn't lose my faith in the holy Jesus, and 50m from me, the storm stopped.
Then it was the jew's turn:
"It was a sabbath. I walked in Manhattan in my most expensive costume. Then suddenly I saw a black bag in front of me. I stopped down my hand, and when I pulled it up, it was full with money. I got afraid, because you can't have business with money on sabbath. But I didn't lose my faith in the holy Hashem. I prayed to him, and 500m from me it was Tuesday...
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