One shabbas morning, Rabbi Landau is giving a sermon on 'the mitzvah of forgiving your enemies'. He talks at length on the subject for nearly 15 minutes and then asks his congregation, "Please raise your hand if you are willing to forgive your enemies."
About 50% raise their hand.
This upsets Rabbi Landau so he decides to lecture for another ten minutes. He then repeats his question.
This time about 80% raise their hand.
But the Rabbi is still not satisfied, lectures a bit longer and repeats his question.
This time everybody raises their hand, except an old lady at the back of the shul.
Rabbi Landau asks, "Mrs Levy, aren't you willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any enemies," she replies.
"That's very unusual Mrs Levy. How old are you?"
"I'm 98, Rabbi."
"Please, Mrs Levy, come to the front and tell us how you have lived to 98 and don't have an enemy in the world."
Mrs Levy hobbles down the aisle, faces the congregation and says, with a smile, "I outlived the momzers, that's how."
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