Esther makes an emergency appointment to see her doctor.
"Doctor," says Esther, "just look at the mess I'm in. When I awoke this morning, I looked in the mirror and was shocked to see my hair all wiry, my skin wrinkled and blotchy, my eyes bloodshot and bulging out of their sockets and my face so white that I looked like a corpse. What on earth is wrong with me, doctor?"
The doctor looks at her and calmly says, "Well, for a start, there's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight... "
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