Abe and Sadie make a rare appearance in synagogue. It's probably true to say that they are not the most religious of Jews. In fact they only go to shul two or three times every year - and this is one of those days.
At the end of the service, Abe shakes Rabbi Rose's hand and says, "Sadie and I both thoroughly enjoyed your service today, Rabbi."
Rabbi Rose replies, "It's nice of you to say so, Abe, so why don't you and Sadie come here more often?"
"It's difficult," replies Abe, "but at least we keep the Ten Commandments."
"Thats really good to hear," says Rabbi Rose.
"Yes," says Abe proudly, "Sadie keeps 6 of them and I keep the other 4."
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