Have you heard about the next "Survivor" show that is planned?
Mark Burnett, producer of "Survivor" plans to enlist 12 men, who will be dropped in an unidentified suburb with a van and six kids. Each child plays two sports and each takes music lessons or attends dance class. They have no access to fast food.
They must keep the house clean, assist with all homework (receiving at least a "C+" on all papers), complete one science project, cook and do laundry.
They have access to television only when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. None of the TV's have remotes.
The competitions will consist of such things as: PTA meetings clean up after a sick child at 3:00 a.m make an model Indian hut with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas take night classes arrange for trustworthy childcare.
They will be allowed to organize one night out for themselves but they must plan 2 weeks in advance and find a sitter. The kids get to vote them off at tribal council.
The winner gets to go back to his job.
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